Ever since my little man started moving around I suddenly found myself saying a lot of phrases I never thought I would say in my life. He proves me wrong every time I say “this can’t get any weirder.” I thought I would share a few of my favorite moments over the last few weeks!
- “Stop eating the toilet”
- “Why is there a measuring cup in the basketball hoop” (picture proof above!)
- “Don’t eat your sister (dog).”
- “Don’t put the toothpaste in the plant!!”
Last week when we had a pancake breakfast, I asked the little man what happened to mommy’s spatula… he walked over to the dog dish and pulled it out and handed it to me. While I am very grateful he knows what a spatula is… I was not very grateful to find it had spent some time in the dog dish!
It also recently has become completely normal to me to find a wooden spoon or spatula on my pillow waiting for me at night.
What are some of your favorite toddler moments?